Sometimes, when a woman gives birth, two holes become one. Consider this song a PSA.

The Devil blocks your view at the drive-in, and steals some of your snacks. What an asshat.

Single-microphone recording of a rehearsal from March 23, 2011.

Regrets are useless. Make it right the next time. Stick around for the Pet Warning reprise.

Gorilla Glue can, and will, kill your pets. Make them listen to this song.

The charge builds up and then...DISCHARGE! Zeus and Thor face off. Sean - Guitars, bass, drums Tom - vocals

Three ways for a Jedi to meet his downfall. Full dental and vision are how the Dark Side of the force sucks you in. Tom - Bass, vocals Sean - Guitars, vocals, drums

The title track for Psychic Sperm's 2013 RPM Challenge album Tom - guitar, bass, vocals, drums Sean - guitar

Rock and roll, electrocution-style! Mike - riff Sean - Guitars Tom - Bass and Drums

Have you ever bought a book that was missing its cover? Well, you are the owner of possibly-stolen property. The book was marked unsold and destroyed, yet, it was sold to you and it's obviously not destroyed. Sean - everything