Dress Yourself

Psychic Sperm

opposite sides didn’t sit
something was off; poorly fit
buttons in place but somehow very wrong
by the time that I found I couldn’t go
I finally found that button hole

Two overs angle the line
Some like to clip it - that’s fine
I tie a Windsor ‘bout every time
But it’s not like this is the biggest deal
You tied a knot - it’s why we’re here