Synthesized guitar played by NEO. More fun with text-to-speech programs spouting nonsense, though I might get rid of those samples and add regular, human vocals.

One of the keyboard sounds here is actually a heavily manipulated recording of me dialing my cellphone. I also had some fun with strange mouth noises ala my side project AwESOME MOVIE SOUND NOISES!!!.

All of the sounds on this song come from a soda can.

Written on Super Bowl Sunday. I got a surprising amount of mileage out of a set of toy drums I got last Christmas, and they're the first thing you hear on this album.

"Fake Evil' was a working title that ended up becoming the real title - the reasoning was that the music was too over-the-top to actually be ominous. The vocals are bits of "Microwave" run backwards, put through a heavy amount of echo and reverb…

For whatever reason, I was testing my microphone with the television going on in the background, and a bit of clearly audible dialogue ("all right, get in line") ended up at the end of my test recording. I don't believe in mistakes, especially…

The ending to this song is partially due to a mistake copying and pasting to the wrong tracks - it fit the mood of the rest of the song, and I'd been struggling for an ending anyway. Song title inspired by a spam email.

I fooled around with drastically slowing down, looping, and distorting an element of "I, The Mysterious Asian Girl", and a pleasing moment of drone developed.

Fun with digital distortion and glitchy editing.

I fooled around with drastically slowing down, looping, and distorting an element of "I, The Mysterious Asian Girl", and a pleasing moment of drone developed.