A "Do Not Lean Against Doors" rearrangement. The creepy laugh at the end was an outtake I decided I had to preserve somewhere.

A "Solid Ghosts" rearrangement

Even more sound recorder craziness, with "Do Not Lean Against Doors" as the source material this tome.

More experiments on "Solid Ghosts" with windows sound recorder.

"Do Not Lean Against Doors" run through paulstretch.

If you load a song into windows sound recorder, speed it up a lot, then slow it back down, you get some strange results.

"Do Not Lean Against Doors" backwards.

"Solid Ghosts" run through paulstretch.

I thought this little loop from "Do Not Lean Against Doors" made a nice intro.

Synthesized guitar played by NEO. More fun with text-to-speech programs spouting nonsense - the "lyrics" are all incredibly mangled closed captions a friend encountered when watching the shopping channel: "This is the genocide. That is not…