If you load a song into windows sound recorder, speed it up a lot, then slow it back down, you get some strange results.

"Do Not Lean Against Doors" run through paulstretch.

More experiments on "Solid Ghosts" with windows sound recorder.

Even more sound recorder craziness, with "Do Not Lean Against Doors" as the source material this tome.

I originally was going to rap over this, but I decided it would be better to not subject anyone to that. If anyone here wants to use it as a beat they're welcome to though. Named in tribute to the orange t-rex in front of a mini-golf course on…

If you've ever played the pretty good but questionably translated X-Men arcade game, you should recognize this title.

The instrumentation includes a hunting trumpet and an electric toothbrush, hence the title.

The good ol' battery operated keyboard again, this time with some whistling.

More ambient music based around my cheap battery operated keyboard. I was trying for the sort of song that might turn up in an enchanted forest in an 8-bit RPG.

I was thinking about unlikely superpowers one day for some reason, and just came up with this weird little story that I then decided to set to music. One Kilometer Per Year was almost this album's title.