Watchout4snakes has a "sentence generator" that I find a fascinating source of nonsense - for these "lyrics" I just refreshed it several times, then organized the sentences into questions and answers.

Some of these are actually useful facts about microwaves, and some are not.

I asked some facebook friends for some of their favorite words, added my own, and made a song. If I remember correctly, my own contributions were "puppy", "Saskatchewan", "necronomicon", and "lumbago".

A while ago, I made a short little ambient loop I didn't really know what to do with. Eventually, I decided it sounded like hold music and this spoken word-ish piece resulted. Maybe it will function as a skit on my next album.

I use this phrase so much in my daily life in customer service, it may as well be a song.

Dan Deacon has a piece called "Drinking Out Of Cups" where he put a TV on mute and reacted to everything he saw as though he were a tough guy from New Jersey. I thought I'd do something similar, then use it as a sample source.

Tenebrae's lone release, Ten Embers, was chiefly sold through mail order ads in underground metal fanzines. Their identifies are unknown, but the ads in question listed a Denton, TX P.O. box.

33 screaming frogs is believed to be one of many pseudonyms of hyperpop producer Bill Mechanic. This track was originally uploaded to SoundCloud in 2016, but removed when listeners reported sudden bleeding from the nose while streaming the audio…

Formed in Melbrooks, Newfoundland, Smug Drugglers are the duo of Tim and Jim Druggler. "Acid Waltz" is taken from the album Butt Dust, said to be recorded under the influence of a potent mixture of carbona and marinara sauce.

In 1967, Barry von Imbissstand inherited his father Frederick's Florida pastry shop. After a few months of running the shop conventionally, he had a vision of a giant mallard, which gave him the new title of Lord Patisserie and told him to spread…