Inspired by "Murder Mystery" by The Velvet Underground, with lyrics adapted from posts on Craigslist's endlessly fascinating "Missed Connections" section. I wanted to put positive posts in one speaker and negative in the other.

Featuring Al on noise guitar. Working title: "Drones".

A little bit more calm than the surrounding material, but I thought it was a good way to close things out.

There's some more self-sampling going on here - for instance the screams are from the end of "HoOSHA!" and the loop that sounds like synth strings is a cut up part of "Orchestra X-1".

One of a few tracks that I had previously put up here but didn't give a proper home yet. I'm really proud of the metallic, water-drip-like sounds that start this off - I got that sound by tapping on an empty beer bottle with a pen, then adding…

Basically an unrecognizable remix of the title track from Where I Was Yet Not Never - I experimented with slowing those tracks down, or else distorting or reversing them and ended up with the hellish collection of drones you see here.

A "Do Not Lean Against Doors" rearrangement. The creepy laugh at the end was an outtake I decided I had to preserve somewhere.

Even more sound recorder craziness, with "Do Not Lean Against Doors" as the source material this tome.

More experiments on "Solid Ghosts" with windows sound recorder.

If you load a song into windows sound recorder, speed it up a lot, then slow it back down, you get some strange results.