If you've ever played the pretty good but questionably translated X-Men arcade game, you should recognize this title.

A nice little reprise of "If I Had Ideas".

This is supposed to be sort of annoying, I swear.

I personally wasn't that happy with how this turned out, but to me when it comes to RPM albums there should be no such thing as outtakes.

This song is mainly toy accordion, so I couldn't resist the pun.

The good ol' battery operated keyboard again, this time with some whistling.

The instrumentation includes a hunting trumpet and an electric toothbrush, hence the title.

More ambient music based around my cheap battery operated keyboard. I was trying for the sort of song that might turn up in an enchanted forest in an 8-bit RPG.

I was thinking about unlikely superpowers one day for some reason, and just came up with this weird little story that I then decided to set to music. One Kilometer Per Year was almost this album's title.

The bell-like instrument that starts this off is actually a steel pan being pitch-shifted to different notes.

All sounds on this were originally played on a cheap battery operated keyboard.

I was pretty much trying to be The Field with this one.

This just stemmed from deliberately trying to make a drum loop as distorted and ugly-sounding as possible. Violik from The Tapeworm Collective contributed the dubby bass and some strange noises.

Composed in digital performer for a course in computer music. Some of the presets reminded me of Kraftwerk, so I thought I'd attempt something in that style. "The doom house" was my sister's nickname for her place of residence at the time.

I originally was going to rap over this, but I decided it would be better to not subject anyone to that. If anyone here wants to use it as a beat they're welcome to though. Named in tribute to the orange t-rex in front of a mini-golf course on…

Originally conceived as a contribution to remix fight, but I missed the deadline and it ultimately didn't use much of the source material anyway. Disclaimer: Quetzalcoatlus does not condone drug use.

Originally written for songfight - it got no votes and decidedly mixed reception on their forums, but I really ought to try my hand there again sometime.

I kind of wish I still had the individual tracks for this so I could mix it better, but I still think it's an interesting mix of sounds.

There's no reason for this to be named after the infamous section of craigslist, beyond the song itself sounding sort of sleazy I guess. The ending isn't meant as political commentary, it's just a funny moment I happened to capture.

The lyrics are loosely based on one of the strangest events I've witnessed while on public transportation (hey, maybe this is a concept album about commuting after all). The story is in fact pretty accurate until the end - despite the guy's sweet…