John Salad wakes up, brushes his teeth, reads the paper, drinks a coffee out of his Ray's Diner mug.

John Salad gets angry.

A man loses his sight after walking in on his great-great aunt in the shower.

Anyone who has ever gone to the Y between 9:30 am and Noon knows what it's like to go through the gauntlet of wrinkly asses to get to your locker.

The Devil blocks your view at the drive-in, and steals some of your snacks. What an asshat.

noisome farfisa

Cover of the Blondie song, from the Plastic Letters album, vocal inspired by Sonic Youth's version of the Carpenters Superstar off of Juno soundtrack. This mixdown made on 7th March 2011, tracks recorded late Feb / early March.

Changed this one up into a bit Alt.Country vibe

Covers of some of my favorite songs

This is the Prozac version of the beloved and strangely haunting song 'Inchworm' as remembered from childhood. There are a couple of microphone glitches in the beginning. And it's pretty much improvised, I think this is the first time playing…