Things my friend shane says.

Sometimes your need to be a teddy bear and other times a porn star for your significant other.

Grab tatas and do the the twist.

Having sex with a tranny and not knowing.

Everyone is texting texting texting. Driving me crazy.

Just listen and youll know

something from earlier about an hour ago.

A stripped down rework, for the to-be-released album Volume 4.