It seems everybody I know takes a pile of subscriptions. I wonder if I'm missing out. Needless to say, this was bitchin' hard to sing, and I cheated like hell. Got old and fat just sittin around waitin till a new solution is found Solve my…

I recently read Walden, and spent a lot of time thinking about Thoreau's idea that it is folly to suffer to put away against future suffering. But of course that would be silly advice to follow. Save my money for a rainy day It’s the way so they…

This song IS autobiographical. I been thinkin about what they call the best-case scenario And it's 20 more years of this shit, don't you know dealing with stuff I don't give a damn about in return for a certain pecuniary amount ref: can't…

I found out I could make this weird noise scratching over the center pickup on my strat. I looped it and built an "instrumental" over it.

An oldie, which I recorded very badly on a 4-track back in the 20th century. I have always wanted to do a "full" version with the bombastic fanfare I always envisioned. Here it is. I grind my butt into the sand where the ocean meets the…

Written while I was an exchange student in the U.S., probably at the student library, right after the New Year 1998.

I wanted more songs that WEREN'T about death and destruction. This song is not really autobiographical. I go down to my basement room To get away from everything To forget forgettable days Try to find something interesting Got a big comfy…

A song I wrote when I was about 19 years old. I never thought it was good enough to record. Maybe I was wrong! I float around in a pool of slime I can't be seen with the naked ey You know it's gonna be lotsa fun To munch out on a bacterium…

A song about the upcoming End of the World. They tell me that the world is almost ended the calender runs out and there's nothing more to say The sun will flicker out and leave us all to die So many things will be left undone You and I will…

A strange interludey thing based around the Akira drum and a really funky choir sample, singing a gratingly mechanical version of the opening theme to the Delphine game Out of This World (Another World). Yes, I was a nerd.

Check out the Smashing Pumpkins drums on this one.

This was supposed to have been a remix of a Neil Schuh song. But he hated it so I saved his bit for last and pretended it was my own. Fun fact: I played this at my high school music exam. It was either that, or sing.

The flute sound hurts my brain now. Can't remember why I was so fond of it.

No points for guessing the sample. I'm sorry, mr. don't-you-fucking-know-what-you-are. I was just a kid.

This is what I did as a kid instead of punching walls.

Yes, it's the opening theme to Delphine's Out of This World (U.S. title: Another World). I was a nerd.

Rise and shine, you whiny cunt.

Three bloody stumps stitched together. That's a real drumkit playing at the end. I had a beat-up old thing set up in my bedroom at my parent's house (high school, probably early 1999). I hung a microphone from the ceiling and tried to play along…