I "wrote" this song before I even had a guitar, sometime in the 80's. I finally decided to record it.

A remake of a song I recorded on a 4-track back in the 20th century. I am not really a communist.

Believe what you like. Or don't. It's your choice.

When life gets too stressful just light up a fattie and dance! That's what I say. New, improved part 2 replaces previous version.

Remastered version of my tune about the ridiculous level of resources wasted on producing crap that no-one needs.

You know the type. Every workplace has one.

In the winter when I have no work I survive by the good grace of my fine lady. She says she doesn't mind but I can't help but worry that one day she'll get fed up with it.

Wrote this one a while back. New government, same old bollocks though. Remastered.

Seems the latest government fad is 'nudging' ie subtly moulding society without them noticing. Well, it's my body and my life and I'll f**k them up if I want to. And I've payed the bastards enough that they can fix me if I go wrong. So there!

Van Gogh, On the Threshold of Eternity Gary from music by computer suggested a re-master with less drum volume - your choice http://micro.soonlabel.com/17-ET/daily20110125b-17-reasons-I-hate-the-blues.mp3 I've had severe computer trouble…

This was made from a sample of an elephant roar/scream.

Kind of a stupid remix to Blur's Song 2. Pitch shifted the verses up an octave and wrote about struggling as a musician.

Yo, I didn’t mean that I’m just messing with you girl like a copycat But what you’ve said, there’s no taking back See those listening; they don’t know the half of it You were the most miserable thing I had to go though When all…

Bitch you’re retarded, I hope that you die slowly And no one’s there to miss you when you’re finial days are ending You don’t know what you’re thinking, but you think you know it all And no one else inside your life could ever have…