12 second ringtone with chirpy, almost dance-y keyboard that has just enough time to dissolve into chaos.

8 second ringtone with fake bass notes.

3 second ringtone. Chirpy like a morning person on energy drinks.

"Man, what if Trent Reznor and Britney Spears had collaborated on a track in the early '00s?" wondered probably very few people ever. And that's where history went wrong. I'm just trying to set things right.

Backing track-building practice for NaSoAlMo. I'll come up with words for this ... supposedly. (software: FL Studio 9. time to make: 50 minutes.)

Wondered if I could build a pop-like backing track for one of my old angry guitar ballads, "Rosebush". It ... did not work. But I had fun. Also - this is too long to put on the Ringtones list. ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED???

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In memory of my childhood friend and the Sawbill Trail that we visited together for 50 years.