This is it. The final shiny genuine complete done version of the Rob and Steve's Christmas single, Christmas On My Face (A Terrible Case Of Xmas).

Just to see if we could. We sort of could.

Just to see if we could. We could.

Here's the soon-to-be smash-hit all on its own. Rob and Steve enlisted the talents of a serious hip-hop producer to nineties-up samples from Alphaville's 1984 chart-tickler before unleashing the sick and also fat rhymes of the MC they're calling…

Got the sniffles? Surrounded by scrunched-up Kleenex (with added Balsam)? Generously applied Vaporub? This song is how you feel.

Got the sniffles? Surrounded by scrunched-up Kleenex (with added Balsam)? Generously applied Vaporub? This song is how you feel.

Just to see if we could. We could.

Just to see if we could. We sort of could.

Just to see if we could. We could.

Just to see if we could. We could.