Rob and Steve

Made a little song which ended up being about the veteran German footballer Torsten Frings (holding midfielder, can break forward). Did it in an accent that started off being a bit Willy Mason, ended up a bit weirdyank.

In episode 1, Rob beats a girl home and unloads his sack. Some content may not be suitable for younger listeners.

A quick song about the Times paedophilia correspondent, Roger Boyes.

Housemate Tim (first verse, chorus) joined us for an attempt at a Bette Middler classic. AND THEN WE AUTOTUNED IT...

Housemate Tim (first verse, chorus) joined us for this attempt at a Bette Middler classic. This is not autotuned.

Made a little song which ended up being about the veteran German footballer Torsten Frings (holding midfielder, can break forward). Did it in an accent that started off being a bit Willy Mason, ended up a bit weirdyank.

In episode 1, Rob beats a girl home and unloads his sack. Some content may not be suitable for younger listeners.

A quick song about the Times paedophilia correspondent, Roger Boyes.

Housemate Tim (first verse, chorus) joined us for this attempt at a Bette Middler classic. This is not autotuned.

Housemate Tim (first verse, chorus) joined us for an attempt at a Bette Middler classic. AND THEN WE AUTOTUNED IT...

This is it. The final shiny genuine complete done version of the Rob and Steve's Christmas single, Christmas On My Face (A Terrible Case Of Xmas).

Here's the soon-to-be smash-hit all on its own. Rob and Steve enlisted the talents of a serious hip-hop producer to nineties-up samples from Alphaville's 1984 chart-tickler before unleashing the sick and also fat rhymes of the MC they're calling…

This is a clip from our show on Friday 28th November. It's just a taster of what the Rob and Steve Christmas song might end up sounding like. There are a few wayward vocals and off-beat bell-jangles, but you get the idea. It's called "Christmas…

Just to see if we could. We sort of could.

Housemate Tim (first verse, chorus) joined us for this attempt at a Bette Middler classic. This is not autotuned.

Made a little song which ended up being about the veteran German footballer Torsten Frings (holding midfielder, can break forward). Did it in an accent that started off being a bit Willy Mason, ended up a bit weirdyank.

In episode 1, Rob beats a girl home and unloads his sack. Some content may not be suitable for younger listeners.

A quick song about the Times paedophilia correspondent, Roger Boyes.

A quick song about the Times paedophilia correspondent, Roger Boyes.

Housemate Tim (first verse, chorus) joined us for this attempt at a Bette Middler classic. This is not autotuned.