1) pick up 15 year old guitar 2) tune it 3) trim fingernails 4) look for guitar pick 5) abandon search for pick 6) tune guitar again 7) browse through Logic channel strip presets 8) find "Mystery Chorus" 9) play simple melody 10) ??? 11) PROFIT…

Pro Tip: No amount of multi take recording features will fix it when you're flat/sharp on *all* of the takes. Based on a true story. Lyrics: There's something wrong in the world today I just can't believe it I just can't believe it It's the…

The companion piece to the instrumental "technique 43".