Tainted Cantaloupes

Tainted Cantaloupes is a an Indie -Punk - Rock - Techno band with Experimental and New Wave influences near Boise, ID.

Led by (soon to be published) author Griffin Aquarius Hewitt and social enigma Jon Baker (on occasion, we welcome guest star and lead-guitarist Bert Martin), Tainted Cantaloupes offers you the chance to listen to our audio theme park of adult entertainment.

The re-release of first album, The Parasite Procedure, will be coming soon for digital download and purchase.

If you so choose, you will get to hear us play some hot, sexy, mind-bending chirps, beeps and occasionally vocals set to music.

In addition - we have a special surprise for you coming soon.

What are we up to next?