Way, way back I read an article in the newspaper about a little old lady who embezzled money from the bank and wound up in Brazi, living the good life with her boyfriend. Fans seem to like this song.

A true story about getting screwed at the car dealership when I took my car as a trade-in on a new car. It was a learning experience that I never forgot.

A newspaper story I turned into a song.

This song pokes fun at doctors because we all know how difficult it is to get to speak to a doctor after working hours.

I submitted to major abdomina surgery only to find that there was nothing wrong. Someone misred the CAT Scan. This song needed to be written.

After a bad business encounter with a real estate lady I was so pissed that I wrote this song. I felt better after that.

I read in the newspaper about an 82-yr-old woman in Houston who got arrested for growing seven marijuana plants in her back yard. The song almost wrote itself.

As a secretary I went to my boss with an idea. He said, you're not paid to think, young lady, you're paid to do as I tell you. He never knew that when I went back to my typewriter this is what I was typing.

Just getting started... (C) 2000 Pasquinade