Slugules

Slugules gone to meet Poseidon he kinda slimed up beside him
Events did unfold a myth was foretold the prophecy for all eternity the greek gods did refuse him but this amused him for his power was greater than any pantheon he slayed a lion he slayed mephistopheles you can’t belieeve the power of slugules slayin grapes chewin ma way thru athenian colonies butterflies in your ovaries sugar coated myths of supremises you can’t fuck wit me bustafuqules goin down to tha underworld and face ma nemeses bring em to their knees and when ya leave don’t look back for eurydice… …wherever i go i leave a trail… …of followers in my wake i ain’t no snail i’m the biggest the baddest the boomest the fattest get some rattex cos i eat salt for breakfast you betta get reckless you better get reckless when i wreck dis you better get reckless when i wreck dis dont just sit on yo ass being feckless find yourself wearin a slimy necklace before you say something lemme interject this i’m a self referencing slug from hell i crawl over husks of ants i don’t give a shell it’s the homeless renaissance is hopeless your ass is as good as a ghost-kid slug life thug life blayum pow flib blahaw time is right this is the new shite you better get reckless