Written and almost entirely performed by Barrett. A very Minnesotan tale of faded love and winter sports.

One man's journey from curious to battered, via a Freudian highway. ...... So Warm…So Creamy…So What So warm… so creamy… so what… So warm… so creamy… so what… When I met you, you were sleeping in a German catholic school You were pantomiming…

Not an ideal community.

The first song I ever wrote at the tender age of 50. Late night pie and coffee with a little disillusionment. ...... Put Your Dreams Back In Your Apron He drifted down Main to the Battery Inn Trying not to think about the shape he was…

Well, love is love, and these two deserve the best. ...... My Club-Footed Wife Woman with a clubfoot Love of my life I’m gonna make you My clubfooted wife I’m sorta stupid And you’re just a gimp C’mon and give me a kiss C’mon I like…

A total jerk with a life plan. ...... I Wish I Had A Wife That I Could Steal From Though I may be poor And not a whole lot more I’m a coward as dumb as dirty rain There is a darker side to me That most of you will never see Because…

Weird tale about tree, ruined love, and arson. ...... I Was So Tired Of Trees It’s sweet of you to notice that I’ve soured on romance What can I say? Love’s in the way? I learned to love the hustle, now I’d rather watch you dance What…

Nostalgia combined with an unhealthy relationship. ...... I Once Owned A Mercury Dime I’m happy when I get off And I’m happy when I get to bed at night I’m happy when I get off And I’m happy to crawl away from the light Because…

When old lovers meet... ...... I Might Tip My Hat We might not meet for quite awhile But when we do I hope you sport that smile A little fake, a little coy But little girls and little boys Get used to that Anyway... I might tip my…

Sort of a sea shanty based on a joking phrase my late wife and I used to share. ...... I Give And I Give And I Give I give and I give and I give And what do I get In return I get nothing Nothing is all that I get For all of my blood…