This is based on a dream I had about a failing couple vacationing in Europe. ...... After All the Toast and Tea After all the toast and tea by the sidewalks and the sea, the breakfast dishes cleared, the Talk commences. You blather…

The first song I ever wrote at the tender age of 50. Late night pie and coffee with a little disillusionment. ...... Put Your Dreams Back In Your Apron He drifted down Main to the Battery Inn Trying not to think about the shape he was…

Weird tale about tree, ruined love, and arson. ...... I Was So Tired Of Trees It’s sweet of you to notice that I’ve soured on romance What can I say? Love’s in the way? I learned to love the hustle, now I’d rather watch you dance What…

Well, love is love, and these two deserve the best. ...... My Club-Footed Wife Woman with a clubfoot Love of my life I’m gonna make you My clubfooted wife I’m sorta stupid And you’re just a gimp C’mon and give me a kiss C’mon I like…

Seems the L.A. scene doesn't appeal to everyone. We all find love somewhere...

When old lovers meet... ...... I Might Tip My Hat We might not meet for quite awhile But when we do I hope you sport that smile A little fake, a little coy But little girls and little boys Get used to that Anyway... I might tip my…

A rowdy couple who really love each other - to a fault. ...... Big Daddy Go Boom Big Daddy go boom Big Daddy go boom Big Daddy go boom Mama’s gone to the moon Big Daddy go boom Big Mama go bam Big Mama go bam Big Mama go bam With…

One man's journey from curious to battered, via a Freudian highway. ...... So Warm…So Creamy…So What So warm… so creamy… so what… So warm… so creamy… so what… When I met you, you were sleeping in a German catholic school You were pantomiming…

A total jerk with a life plan. ...... I Wish I Had A Wife That I Could Steal From Though I may be poor And not a whole lot more I’m a coward as dumb as dirty rain There is a darker side to me That most of you will never see Because…

The comodification of revolution. ...... When Models Dress Like Ho Chi Minh The red rag crack of dawn’s arrested Pagoda bathroom scoured and tested By Buddha’s police-shaped evening ghouls Bagging bullets to fill their holes. Buddha…