Playing on the right side of the road

thetworegs

Well the sun was shining this morning and Reg woke up feeling full of country music so he’s let some of it leak out into this song ….Yah Hooo!

       Playing on the right side of the road

Five to one one in five no body here gets out alive
Drinking rye till the day I die
Smoking cigars and getting high
Thats the game that I love to play
But I know the doctor says no way
He says I got to stop it here today
I gotta go stop all that horse play
And learn to play on the right side
learn to play on the right side
I gotta learn to play on the right side of the road

Yesterday Mary Lou came by
with a bottle of whiskey and a great big smile
Said to me do you want to see my new tattoo
well she dropped her pants right down on the floor
well I had little look I smiled for sure
Thats one lovely tattoo
Then the kitchen door creaked there stood my angry wife
As she held the baby she said thats not right
You gotta learn to play on the right side of the road

Well lifes too short and that is true
To do all the things that you want to do
There’s no point in spending life feeling blue

When I close my eyes Ialways to dream
I ain’t in no ones slip stream
I’m out a head holding onto my dream

In life you gotta learn to grove
You gotta keep yourself on the move
No matter if others disapprove
You just gotta learn how to play
learn how to play

Five to one one in five no body here gets out alive
Drinking rye till the day I die
Smoking cigars and getting high
Thats the game that I love to play
But I know the doctor says no way
He says I gotto stop it here today
I gotta stop all that horse play
And learn to play on the right side
I’ve gotta go and play on the right side
I gotta learn to play on the right side of the road

Yesterday Sally sue what a girl whooh hoo
with a bottle of whiskey and a great big smile
Said to me do you want to join me for a while
I said well I’m a little tired
we’ll have to go lay on the settee right now
Boy what a smile
Then the kitchen door creaked open real quiet and there stood my angry wife
And she said I gotta start playing on the right side of the road