I found a print out of the lyrics to this song in an old scrapbook. I have no memory of writing them (I can only assume it was me that wrote them). So I put them to music, and changed a few lines here and there.

Written and recorded for the Record Every Month Challenge in August 2025

I sat on the toilet watching tik Tok and instagram as a man does when he's doing his business.I just hoped the knock on the door wouldn't happen till I'd finished...and a song came to me ...they come to me in some strange places…