Beowulf

from his throne in herot hall a plagued king named hrothgar calls to beowulf from across the sea kill the monster that poops my party
is there no rest for a hero today always more monsters that I must slay leaves no time to take it slow another demon let’s go go go!
party in the hall all night long the monster grendel comes strolling along breaks down the doors and barges inside he has crashed his last shindig tonight without weapons cause it wouldn’t be fair beowulf leaps from his chair after one soldier buys the farm beowulf rips off grendel’s arm
he just wanted to have a good time and went to herot hall that night after moshing with the boys inside he crawled back to his mommy and cried
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with grendel’s mom this was not ok for her son’s life these boys must pay up at their party she would stop by this beowulf motherfucker must die she lured the men to her watery lair with intent to kill them there but beowulf found a magic blade and with it both monsters he slayed
returning home in victory they made him high king of the country 50 years he ruled from his palace till a slave stole the dragon’s chalice
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this dragon erupted from his cave setting houses and farms ablaze so beowulf and his men marched out but this dragon did not mess about in the duel wulfy was outclassed here comes wiglaf to save his ass the 2 warriors triumphed with teamwork for the afterlife wulf embarked
now there’s time for a hero to breathe and his sword is eternally sheathed no more monsters or their moms but life in heaven is way too calm