at the seventh gate ninnghizhidda removed the jewels the jeweled robes of ishtar he took away. ishtar, without protection, without safety. ishtar without talisman or amulet asked why, messenger of the ancient ones, hast thou removed my seventh…

Read the title. Listen to the track. Think. What could this possibly be?

This is my first song with live drums. I recorded myself playing every instrument and doing vocals.

I decided to use synthesizers that created their own rhythms and just started layering. This is what happened.

stoned, old guitar, catchy riff, audacity.

Ukulele, 6 string bass, aria pro II guitar with a fake les paul pickup in the bridge, phibes organ VST, strings VST, ibanez rg470 through a digitech rp90

90% of this was made on a keyboard that I found for $5 on Craigslist. Add a synth bass and there's a track.

I wrote a keyboard melody on my Yamaha PSS-140, laid the Rhythm guitar track with my Teisco Tulip, recorded the keyboard over that and then made a bass sound with said keyboard and processed it heavily.

I bought a Yamaha PSS-140 at a yard sale for $5 and I LOVE it! It produces those fake old video game sounds wonderfully. I was messing around with it and came up with a cool little line that I made a track out of. Enjoy!

I work in the city of Rochester, NY and I see and hear certain things when I'm there. When I look for an apartment in the ghetto, I see African Americans. When I go to the mall to buy clothing, I see overweight shoppers. When I look for conspiracy…

I was fooling around with studiofactory for a while and discovered "random noise" making elements. I recorded a few tracks of that with different parameters and mixed them into a track. There was a pink noise oscillator going into a sine wave…

I really don't know what to say. This is what comes out when I sit in front of my computer.

A friend once took me to a Hindu temple. We sat on the floor for a while as the religious leader chanted and burned incense. This was followed by an uncomfortable tour of the place. Our tour guide then said "You should go get some food.". It was…

Imagine, if you will, yourself sitting in a Chinese tea house. Cherry blossoms are falling outside and nearby, there is a small stream. You are totally at peace when the tea ceremony commences.

Noodle: verb. To play an aimless and improvised guitar solo. Jam: verb. To play improvised music as a group.

My first "crying in your beer" suicide inducer track.

Annoyingly happy.

Jimmy's dad stands beside his son who is overjoyed to be seated on a wooden horse attached to a rotating platform. Old people really seem to like this "diddy".

A long line of Harleys parked in front, a jukebox full of country music and not a sober customer in the place.

DISCLAIMER: I have never been to Texas, nor have I done any of the things mentioned in this song. I do not suggest that anyone do these things.