My albino rat was named tttee and she was cool. Then my friend gave me rats. O.k., now I've got 3 rats. Then they procreated. Having 23 rats was not so cool.

When employed at Wal-Mart, CSM is the acronym for Cock Sucking Motherfucker.

An attack made on the pearly gates. Special guest drummer Ron Lockwood.

A song about what it's like for me to live in your world.

Deep in the Louisiana bayou, a voodoo priestess swats at small flying shapes. Their normally bright rainbow colors deadened into shades of grey.

These massive, scaly beasts try their best to tread lightly: a nearly impossible task.

Flying jaggedly through the air, Abigail barely clings to her broom. the black cat behind her has dug his claws deep into the business end of her broom. Dark and kvlt she may be, but this witch has had a few too many cocktails.

In the dank darkness, you can just barely make out the shapes of spiders. They can't be spiders, though: They're too big!

About 30 small faces are upturned to a screen where a film is playing. On the screen, children exit a bus just as they had done a short time before.

Earl sagged in the saddle. As his faithful horse plodded along, he left a trail of blood behind, darkening the parched desert sand. The empty revolvers in Earl's holsters had dispatched a band of cattle thieves. As the last bit of life drained…

Most young people will know what this means. If you don't, you're already online so look it up.

The man in black fled across the desert... and the gunslinger followed.

Sesame Street characters wearing blue/red bandanas, sagging pants, flashing fictitious gang signs and driving Muppet low-riders. Yeah.