if my mind goes before I go do me a favour help me on my way? yes if my mind dies before I die dont sit watching me talking nonsense take that old fool out the game. if my ability to hold a pee should go astray and im not a 100 percent…

More lo-fi noodlings for RPM. Featuring 2 year old daughter let loose on a box of instruments, and then messed with in goldwave. Will be a (poorly) hidden track on RPM album.. when there are actual songs on it.

I’m gonna go to the polls I’m gonna go out, gonna go now go on and vote Just to take part is a great start Take heart, take heart It may not be the end of the road. Represent me Your policies are resonating with me. Won’t you…

Something for RPM. This piece of filler features a transaction between myself and my 2 year old daughter at her pretend shop. I was the 'custer', she was the 'shoppy keeper', and I was encouraged to ask her 'howzamuchit?'

Hello. Well Hello! Hello Pillow, How do you do? I'm doing mighty fine thank you, How about you? Fancy a snooze? Let's go to sleep right now x 3 Right now. Night now. Hello. Hello Pillow, And what a shitter of a day. Never…

When I was a boy, I would ring my nan on the telephone Numbers in the holes Spin it round then let it go Nowadays.. I carry a phone in my pocket Oh stop it! Oh where will it end? When I was a lad Used a notepad when I wrote thank you…