Hello. Well Hello! Hello Pillow, How do you do? I'm doing mighty fine thank you, How about you? Fancy a snooze? Let's go to sleep right now x 3 Right now. Night now. Hello. Hello Pillow, And what a shitter of a day. Never…

Maxine turns 70 this week. Spoiler alert.. she's my mum. Happy birthday Ma!

RPM 2022. I finished a song.. does that count? Well the early bird Catches the worm Eats it up And shits it out Onto the lawn And into the dirt Where the worms crawl And use the soil to form To be eaten once more By the early birds…