Maxine turns 70 this week. Spoiler alert.. she's my mum. Happy birthday Ma!

RPM 2022. I finished a song.. does that count? Well the early bird Catches the worm Eats it up And shits it out Onto the lawn And into the dirt Where the worms crawl And use the soil to form To be eaten once more By the early birds…

When the kids are in bed That’s the best part of the day When the kids are in bed What more can I say? we're going to watch game of thrones episodes till half past three! we say but by a quarter past nine Well we've all but fallen asleep…

When I was a boy, I would ring my nan on the telephone Numbers in the holes Spin it round then let it go Nowadays.. I carry a phone in my pocket Oh stop it! Oh where will it end? When I was a lad Used a notepad when I wrote thank you…

Hello. Well Hello! Hello Pillow, How do you do? I'm doing mighty fine thank you, How about you? Fancy a snooze? Let's go to sleep right now x 3 Right now. Night now. Hello. Hello Pillow, And what a shitter of a day. Never…

RPM 2022. I finished a song.. does that count? Well the early bird Catches the worm Eats it up And shits it out Onto the lawn And into the dirt Where the worms crawl And use the soil to form To be eaten once more By the early birds…

When the kids are in bed That’s the best part of the day When the kids are in bed What more can I say? we're going to watch game of thrones episodes till half past three! we say but by a quarter past nine Well we've all but fallen asleep…

When I was a boy, I would ring my nan on the telephone Numbers in the holes Spin it round then let it go Nowadays.. I carry a phone in my pocket Oh stop it! Oh where will it end? When I was a lad Used a notepad when I wrote thank you…

Hello. Well Hello! Hello Pillow, How do you do? I'm doing mighty fine thank you, How about you? Fancy a snooze? Let's go to sleep right now x 3 Right now. Night now. Hello. Hello Pillow, And what a shitter of a day. Never…

Recorded and mixed (very quickly and sloppily) on the evening of 4/28/2023 for the “30 Day Songs” project. Everything was recorded on one take. The guitar is out of time at some places, vocals are pitchy and terrible. I wanted so much for this…