When I was a boy, I would ring my nan on the telephone Numbers in the holes Spin it round then let it go Nowadays.. I carry a phone in my pocket Oh stop it! Oh where will it end? When I was a lad Used a notepad when I wrote thank you…

When I was a boy, I would ring my nan on the telephone Numbers in the holes Spin it round then let it go Nowadays.. I carry a phone in my pocket Oh stop it! Oh where will it end? When I was a lad Used a notepad when I wrote thank you…

When the kids are in bed That’s the best part of the day When the kids are in bed What more can I say? we're going to watch game of thrones episodes till half past three! we say but by a quarter past nine Well we've all but fallen asleep…

Maxine turns 70 this week. Spoiler alert.. she's my mum. Happy birthday Ma!

RPM 2022. I finished a song.. does that count? Well the early bird Catches the worm Eats it up And shits it out Onto the lawn And into the dirt Where the worms crawl And use the soil to form To be eaten once more By the early birds…

Maxine turns 70 this week. Spoiler alert.. she's my mum. Happy birthday Ma!

RPM 2022. I finished a song.. does that count? Well the early bird Catches the worm Eats it up And shits it out Onto the lawn And into the dirt Where the worms crawl And use the soil to form To be eaten once more By the early birds…

I heard a story about you I didnt want it to be true But it felt like it might You, well it was all about you and how the things that you do Seem strangely undone And life doesnt help out the weak A lifetime tends to bring you some…

Let me introduce to you Every woman child and man The place I did my growing up Raised by grandma's hand I think you'll find That folks are kind They're sure to ask you in Enter the warmth Close the door And my story will begin…