if my mind goes before I go do me a favour help me on my way? yes if my mind dies before I die dont sit watching me talking nonsense take that old fool out the game. if my ability to hold a pee should go astray and im not a 100 percent…

When I lay me down to sleep Don't send me to heaven Cos heaven knows it must be busy up there & I've never been one for crowds I'd sooner go to hell if the people there didn't talk as loud. And while we're on the subject Why's…

A remix in lieu of a cover for the Angie Fights Crime Covers Album. I can't sing in my house at the moment since it either wakes up the 5 month old, or pisses off the 3 year old. So I thought I'd try something different. The original, is very…

A remix in lieu of a cover for the Angie Fights Crime Covers Album. I can't sing in my house at the moment since it either wakes up the 5 month old, or pisses off the 3 year old. So I thought I'd try something different. The original, is very…

hang up i hear the ghostly sound faintly they come down through the phone lines bravely to give you peace of mind to pacify the masses i read it all online the dread the fear the sorrow we're running out of time today tonight tomorrow…

Here comes the rush You feel it in your bones And when your bones are crushed You feel it in your soul You just cant escape it Its everywhere you go Turn round and face it Tell everyone you know Ah, the rush You've missed so much Here comes…

Celebrate your own limits!!

The Rod Stewart classic with a bit of a twist....

Mother your an a hole I know cos father said so when you left for bingo he said you was a pain in the ass Father you're a dick head I know cos uncle mick said when mum and him were in bed they said you was a total douche ah but its…