Skit: The Review 2024

Deon (D): ‘kay Hanalynn

Hanalynn (H): How was the day?

D: It was fine

H: Well good, how are your teammates doing?

D: Teammates… everyone is doing fine

H: Okay, great, well, there’s a lot coming up in the next few months, your team is gonna be getting the Slaunsky account, I’ve been looking at the revenue figures compared against results of customer service responses and they’re running a little down so I’m about to bring on a few more clients and… and?

D: Yeah?

H: Did you give anymore thought to what I said last time?

D: Oh yeah, I’ve been much more vocal since then, ‘cause of the recent changes in the department

H: No, I meant about you and me

D: I don’t know what you mean

H: Don’t play dumb

D: This is very inappropriate, Hanalynn, you’re lucky I don’t report you to human resources

H: Good luck there, I’m really well connected with them.. anyway, so overall your work has been slightly above average, your reports volume being somewhat less than last round and Meirio just gave me the timesheets, said to tell you not to be tardy

D: I’m not tardy

H: Yeah, well, that’s all he said

D: Uh, one thing

H: Yeah

D: I know that you’re black

H: What makes you think that I’m black?!

D: Because you are

H: Who told you that bullshit?

D: You did, so maybe if you bump up my rating, the staff doesn’t have to find out

H: You piece of shit nothing.. where are you going?

D: Bye, Hanalynn

H: Fuck you, you black cocky motherfucker!