Junk Funk

Alex Dionisio

I drink the tea in China

Hey you eat it, like a cow
But I can’t explain how ‘cause your brain is about the size of a pea

I like that, nice, everybody around me eating rice
Like my ancestors the Filipinos
You eat beans, and that’s all you eat

..but what you feed

The thing, everybody knows I got rings that’s not like tangible
A tangerine dude, eating those
Hey I got some oranges
Will you change for the rhyme, or will it change you?
Or this, or that?

..maybe ‘cause I’m wired from drinking the Monster all night
Maybe because.. we should meet again, have a meeting with coffee, stimulate me

Hate me, whatever you like to, debate me in your meetings, just degrade me, grate me like cheese
The wrong thing; are you gonna blame me or you gonna sing the song again?
Everybody come around when they have to, not when they want to, that’s the first problem

I got ninety-nine or ‘em, holla
If you got a dollar, give it to the poor man
If you got a hundred give it to this guy now

So I bring the cream from the cow, I’ll show you the know-how, put it to your heads, so blaow
Think it
If you wanna have beef with me you can just cook it like ribs or the loins, you can do it and destroy

Advice I don’t need it, acting right.. yeah I be it
Alex D in the light yeah I’m nice with the rice that I’m eating
You are not nice like the Garden of Eden
Back pack, think of rats, think of what they eat

What you eat, it’s a mystery meat
Didn’t I tell you?
My four eyes

Big hot dogs and big cakes—eat and get large, pop
Where are your peoples at?
You put your damn Spam in the fridge, put it
And you wanna put your damn hand on it and you’ll be melted and the skeleton will show

You see the rabbit

It’s on a plate, I’ma have it for dinner

Even though I eat too much, carted away like it’s dead shit

And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage and he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage, he got Dancer and Prancer with an old…