Less Worse

catandcage

Good news/bad news joke:

Sean and Seamus were great baseball fans. They pledged that whoever died first would contact the other from the afterlife to report on whether or not there was baseball in heaven. Sean was first to depart this life but, within a week’s time, his discarnate wraith appeared to Seamus to announce:

– Seamus! I have good news and bad news. The good news is that there is indeed baseball in heaven!

Seamus naturally inquired what was the bad news amidst these happy tidings. Sean replied:

– You’re pitching Saturday!