If she'd just been honest about it online, b4 they met in person, he could have been cool with it... based on a story related to me by a friend, and hopefully it will be taken in the fun spirit in which it is intended and no one is too offended.

With my buddy Tod's killer drum track! Miss all you guys, I can't keep up... Created on the Boss Micro BR. I'm a faker, a shaker A melody maker At the bottom of my bowl Is an oatmeal quaker A grampy, a bampy Make a killer shrimp scampi Got…

I wrote this for my girlfriend, but she'll never hear it because Travis Twitt is the earth moon and sun. It's not really that good anyway :)

Another HST homage with a reading from "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas."

I've got a woman A cheese and pickle woman Keeps the crudités on the side She is my lady My finger-foodin' baby Likes most hors d'oeuvres that aren't fried When she's not with me I can barely stand it I need her right here by my side…

Have been messing about this afternoon the 1st of two approaches to this song....... LETS TALK ABOUT LOVE you said it’s necessary, to live life by the rules when all i see is you using your words as tools so lets talk about lets talk about…

and heres the 2nd.....well it kept me busy.....

Mother your an a hole I know cos father said so when you left for bingo he said you was a pain in the ass Father you're a dick head I know cos uncle mick said when mum and him were in bed they said you was a total douche ah but its…