it's been such a long time, since music was invented, such a short time, for the reign of techno!

has anybody ever really felt complimented by a drunk? its like your words mean nothing/ and you have so many of them/ do you ever ask yourself/ why do i go on/ everything i eat tastes like sand/ theres butter in my underwear/ i had a dream there…

a simple song about a man, a raft, a bottle, and a monkey. Blow me a jungle. guitars shift seamlessy backwards and forwards ina barely accoustic nod while a hapless sailor drifts in and out of consciousness, the water skipping over his toes and…

this song is too funny. make up some words or just pretend its pizza the hut.

go get some kaat gutz and grind em up.. gogogoggogoogogogogo

a monumentally simple instrumental. that might make you cry.

this song has a pretty rawdog guitar solo in it. the song is pretty short, but rather exquisite..instrumental

in which our heroes make a song which sounds uber cool

i want very badly/to grip you and squeeze/overpower your bad feelings/overtake my own misgivings/ i wanna bury my face/ in that warm wet place/ between your thighs/ howl into that dark cavern/ may you crush my skull/ when you come/ tickled pink…

i need a bag of carrots/ gotta have a crunchy snack/ wanna get some celery/ think ill rob a produce market/ get some beets broccolli and lettuce leaf/ when it comes around throw potatoes in the donation baskets