i need a bag of carrots/ gotta have a crunchy snack/ wanna get some celery/ think ill rob a produce market/ get some beets broccolli and lettuce leaf/ when it comes around throw potatoes in the donation baskets

tonight was a lubricated marathon/ four hours long and three with my tongue/ but like a flock a seagulls i ran/ your singing so far away like dire straits/ now tell me please/ how do i get you off my face?

so lofigh im scammin vistaprint/ to spread my message an pay my rent/ my laptop battery is just a keyboard stand/ dead weight for me to carry as a level this band....

well its a dirty pile o snow meltin into the ground/ just a dirty pile o snow meltin inna tha ground/ and theres a rusty pole sticking outta the dirt/ rusty pole stickin outta tha dirt/ and the mighty snowplow pushin it around/ yeah the mighty…

i've had one of these with myself against the retail world before. it was surprisingly one of the most satisfying experiences of my life. wetting in public.

:) WILL I RAM 2012

tapping into beck like CMOR once said high energy fun thinking this will be a part of a album/project called Philly Fried Album a series of goofball songs with a major one at the end like the movie Kentucky Fried Movie

:) WILL I RAM 2012

tapping into beck like CMOR once said high energy fun thinking this will be a part of a album/project called Philly Fried Album a series of goofball songs with a major one at the end like the movie Kentucky Fried Movie

i wrote this today. follow along?