Egg Nog

Lyrics:

What’s the deal with egg nog,
Why can’t I find it all year long?
If I can get milk and I can get eggs,
And I can find myself a steady supply of nutmeg,
Why can’t I find my favorite beverage
Except from around Thanksgiving until about New Year?
Until about New Year…

It’s so smooth and delicious.
I just can’t get enough.
I know you surely can relate.
You can mix it with booze or you can drink it straight
Out of the carton
From around Thanksgiving until about New Year.
Until about New Year…

And so I’m starting up a petition
To the Harry Hood Company.
If you make milk and you can get eggs
And you can find yourself a steady supply of nutmeg
Then mass produce my favorite beverage
So I can enjoy it any time of year.
Any time of year…