Looking at your resume, one key takeaway is there ain’t a single thing you know Comparing the candidates I gotta say candidly there ain’t no place you can go So we make an offer of a minimum salary What do you think of it? Does this make you…

This year's six-minute depressive Dad-rock ballad. ------------------------------------------------------ Sitting around on a Friday afternoon, Feeling hungry and alone There aint nothin worth eatin in the fridge, noone to call on the phone…

I thought Olivia might sing this one, but she said my version was "awesome" and I will have to take her word on that. I made up lyrics which seemed as if they might be suitable for her to sing, but I don't really know what they mean…

It's basically a punk rock song about yoga. I have spend a lot of time during quarantine following along with https://www.youtube.com/user/yogawithadriene Not really sure how I managed to get it to 4:39 long but that's what it is…

Bonus points if you can figure out what this song is about before the end of the first verse. ____________________________________________________ Starting out on Sunday morning, nothing else to do Getting right through 1 dash 1, moving right…

I keep writing songs about communism, for some reason. I thought it was slightly amusing to discover that Mashino actually IS an industrial town. Sounds like "Machine". Get it? Get it??

A song about the classic dice-rolling game: http://www.boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/41/cant-stop Lyrics: It feels so nice when I throw the dice that I think I'll do it again It'll be okay if I can find a way to make a 3 or 6 or 10 I've come…

I saw this beautiful name in a scientific paper. There are many people with this name, this particular one is a crystallographer. So I ignored all that and wrote a song about Indian food. I take full responsibility for the horrid mispronunciation…

Messing around with my Zoom H4N recorder. I cheated and re-recorded the vocals, added the harmonica, and mixed it down using Reaper. I plugged my ancient TR-707 and bass right into the recorder like it was the '90s or something. I wrote and…

Bonus points if you can figure out what this song is about before the end of the first verse. ____________________________________________________ Starting out on Sunday morning, nothing else to do Getting right through 1 dash 1, moving right…