I went into the kitchen and I made a big mess 'cause I'm an idiot sandwich I pushed it all aside and I ate all the rest I was totally famished You came home and cleaned it all alone Narcolepsy head I been overfed I couldn't find a…

I look away, I cannot see the vase behind me I turn and see, the flower very nearly dying I try to fill the vessel up with the water from my cup, no timing I try again, but another bloom is fading I walk away, and to myself berating…

Pick it up first thing in the morning Looking down when the day is dawning Takin it along from room to room Bright icons on a tiny screen Means more to you than me I’m hoping you notice pretty soon It’s clear, and I fear It’s understandable…

Looking at your resume, one key takeaway is there ain’t a single thing you know Comparing the candidates I gotta say candidly there ain’t no place you can go So we make an offer of a minimum salary What do you think of it? Does this make you…

This year's six-minute depressive Dad-rock ballad. ------------------------------------------------------ Sitting around on a Friday afternoon, Feeling hungry and alone There aint nothin worth eatin in the fridge, noone to call on the phone…

I thought Olivia might sing this one, but she said my version was "awesome" and I will have to take her word on that. I made up lyrics which seemed as if they might be suitable for her to sing, but I don't really know what they mean…

It's basically a punk rock song about yoga. I have spend a lot of time during quarantine following along with https://www.youtube.com/user/yogawithadriene Not really sure how I managed to get it to 4:39 long but that's what it is…

Bonus points if you can figure out what this song is about before the end of the first verse. ____________________________________________________ Starting out on Sunday morning, nothing else to do Getting right through 1 dash 1, moving right…

A song about the classic dice-rolling game: http://www.boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/41/cant-stop Lyrics: It feels so nice when I throw the dice that I think I'll do it again It'll be okay if I can find a way to make a 3 or 6 or 10 I've come…

I keep writing songs about communism, for some reason. I thought it was slightly amusing to discover that Mashino actually IS an industrial town. Sounds like "Machine". Get it? Get it??