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Dweeb

Looking at your resume, one key takeaway is there ain’t a single thing you know
Comparing the candidates I gotta say candidly there ain’t no place you can go
So we make an offer of a minimum salary
What do you think of it? Does this make you happy?

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Reviewing all the workers you’re nothing but a shirker you done no work today
Are you doing something naughty, hiding in the potty? What do you have to say?
You spent the morning drinking seventeen cups of tea
What is your problem? Do you understand me?

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Makin a decision despite our derision we just might let you stay
Keep in mind it can be declined any old time of day
Probation period extended for thirty days
Is this acceptable? What do you say?

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