Eat One

Dweeb

Such a mess but it might be best to just leave it as it is. It’s an autobiographical song about my eating habits.

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Grab a snack food out of the bag and eat one
Grab another one out of the bag and eat one

Finding out it’s kinda hard to just eat one

Serving size is two and a half I’ll eat one
Ate a serving now I’m at two, so I cheat one

Can’t stand around anymore I think I’ll have a seat one

Sitting around all day and all night
eating everything in sight
Got nothing to eat but food
But I’m always in an eatin mood

They’re wrapped individually I’ll eat one
Took the wrap off another and that’ll beat one

Never said I’d stop at a complete one

Dropped one of them one the floor, a fleet one
Five second rule in plenty of time to eat one

Don’t break that thing in half, complete one

Sitting…

BGGS

Got some corn chex some rice chex and a wheat one
Got some honey straight from a bee secrete one

An eatin contest to see who might compete one

Got an bacon egg and then a sausage meat one
Got a sugary and then a bittersweet one

Spend the rest of the afternoon a toilet seat one

Sitting..