Hit Me With a Pie

Dweeb

Feelin bored with everything
got nothin to do

Feelin sick of everybody
especially you

Layin on the lounger
just watchin TV

Need a little shocking maybe
to electrify me

Nothin’s changed around here
for a couple of years

need a big ol belly laugh
or maybe some tears

Don’t wanna be bothered
with emergencies

The unexpected thing
could be just what I need

Hit me with a pie
Get some pastry in the eye
leave a big ol cherry on the tip o my nose

Everybody knows
whose life is in repose
sometimes a bad thing can come out good

Get yourself out of the rut
and back on the road

But it seems my ruts have ruts
that’s how deep it goes

The road less traveled
Is the one with the holes

Sometimes it takes a bump
to get in control

Excitement can be good
Or it can be bad

Either way what you get
Is not what you had

Like hittin the reset
on a video game

The game that your restarted
is never the same

So Hit me with a pie
Get some whipped cream in my eye
leave a big ol cherry on the tip o my nose

Everybody knows
whose life is in repose
sometimes a bad thing can come out good