You Won't Feel Brand New

Lookin over the calendar
Seems like you’re getting old

Feel a little bit achy now
A remedy is sold

Goin to the healthy store
Buy what you need

Tryin all the products
To heal your achy knee

But you won’t feel brand new
You will feel like you

A bottle of resveratrol
Or try some turmeric

A bottle of essential oil
Who know what’s in it

Starin at the healing crystal
Feel the magic vibes

Sniffin over an herbal tea
To keep yourself alive

But..

Healthy diet and exercise
The doctor recommends

But you been watching that video
The blabber never ends

You’re hopin for a miracle
There’s not much we can do

Dig a fountain in florida
Find eternal youth

But