IF I WAS A LUTHERAN - capo @ 2 in C If I was a Lutheran I might have married Dodie Harris Learned hill-side irrigation and I'd have learned to weld And all the city fathers would have slapped me on the shoulder And all the city mothers wished…

DOG AT THE GATE I’m just a dog that stands at the gate Not knowing it’s lot. Not expecting it's fate Unable to see the truth in it's face Not accepting the fact that she's not coming back We were watching TV and she was weeping They…

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Girls aren't like guitars. They won't just sit around waiting for you to come up with something interesting to do Girls aren't like guitars. If you're having problems maybe it's because Girls aren't like guitars (C) 2015 Royal T Music

I doubled all the lines to help me and a friend learn the song. There is a shortened version on down the page if you don't want to have to hear every line repeated. THE CIRCLE OF NO REGRETS Video - https://www.facebook.com/reel/629088762494393Capo…

RONDA'S THEME Ronda. Ronda. In her faded blue jeans with her guitar she sings It's just one of the things about Ronda. Ronda was a little girl Just like you Once upon a time But now, but now She's RONDA (C) 2015 Royal T Music

She broke all the rules Had to love her. Can't recover. Think I'm gonna tell my mother. (C) 2015 Royal T Music

You say, "I hope things are going well for you," and Have a wonderful day." Could we just leave these kind of things out of our conversation? I don't have wonderful days. I have days I stay distracted enough not to shake with the horror of growing…

My friend, George Sluizer was making a film DARK BLOOD with River Phoenix and asked me to submit some music to possibly be used in the movie. He didn’t end up using this but he did use four other of my submissions. (C) 2015 Royal T Music

HURRY I'm not in a hurry I've got all day to get there You don't have to worry I learned my lesson out there I spent all night in Utah As I make Green River The chains banged on the exhaust Til she began to quiver Asphyxiation creates…