DON'T TOUCH ME Don't touch me and don't ask me why Because I'll tell you I'll take up your whole evening And there's nothing you can say And there's nothing you can do So, don't touch me And, don't ask me. Don't ask me how I've been…

WHEN THE RAIN Key A but Capo @ 2 in G G When the leaves fill up the Am gutters D and the rains begin to G fall Em And the geese look down for Am shelter from the D squall And the puddles in the school yard look like lakes from…

I KNEW YOU'S GONNA SAY THAT Well, I woke up this mornin agreeing with you completely Oh, yeah, I woke up this mornin agreeing with you completely (forgive me for this silly song...) (C) 2009 Royal T Music

COOKIES G B7 Em C G) I got a lawn to mow. B7) Weeds to hoe. Em) Cans I need to cash in at C) Recycle rodeo Thots I need to think. Sites I need to link Piles of dirty dishes waiting in the sink But I got A) cookies in the kitchen and…

I took this bus trip from Forth Worth, Texas to Wheeling, West Virginia and on the way home I jumped off in Cincinnati and bought a ticket to Nashville... Lots of stuff happen when you are on a bus and in bus stations for over 60 hours. Here…

I took this bus trip from Forth Worth, Texas to Wheeling, West Virginia and on the way home I jumped off in Cincinnati and bought a ticket to Nashville... Lots of stuff happen when you are on a bus and in bus stations for over 60 hours. Here…

CHRISTMAS@#$%& II Snow flakes splashing on my windshield My old heater hums a tune And I can hardly see the road and I'm wishing it was June. Now, I ain't no atheist and I ain't no Hebrew And I ain't one to hold my tongue when the thots…

Won't you come with me to the Black Horse Saloon Won't you come with me, I'm going down to the Black Horse Saloon... © 2014 Royal T Music

Just another silly song about getting dumped...on. WEATHER Weather man is talking on the radio Says the sun is gonna shine But does he really know? If I believe that the sun would shine I'd dump my umbrella and I'd feel so fine But if…

PEGGY'S GONE Capo @ 3 in C C G Peggy's gone, after twenty nine years Am F Three grown children. What…