SKATING - Capo @ 7 Starts on A Am F I shouldn’t be out skating. Storm is passing thru Dm E Out here in the darkness where I last saw you Standing…

OWIE! in G When I get an owie I want to tell somebody When I get an owie I feel so alone When I get an owie I want to show somebody When I get an owie I run strait to mom When I get an owie It's better if it's bloody...

BUTTER MOON I heard this kid say the moon looked like a tortilla Some people say they can see a man in the moon But I know, if you look just right, you can see the face of Marylin Monroe Yeah, when the moon first comes up it looks like a…

NEW DAY Key A A E A E In the morning when she gets me up A E D E Pours some wake up in my coffee cup A D E A (D A E) She opens the window…

A friend asked me, "Don't you have any happy songs?" So I wrote one! IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY capo @ 3 C F C If it makes you happy I will tie your shoe C…

SHE key - C (Am - step down A G F#) (C) Can't say I know her but I see her around (Em) Once, I (C) asked her to a movie But she turned me (Em) down... (F) (G) (E) Da da da da da da da (Am - step down A G F#) da da da (CM7) da da da…

capo @ 3 Am walk down... When I was a child we'd drive 200 miles to Grandma's in the Spring I'd hop out of the car, run to the back yard. Grandma had a swing But the times have changed... When I became a dad I took all the rope I had…

IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY KEY - C capo @ 1 C F C If it makes you Happy I will tie your shoe C D G If it makes you happy I will tickle you F C Am…

SKINNY GIRLS Capo @ 3 in G ...and then he said, I like skinny girls Toothy girls Flat chested girls I like girls with Adam's apples A mouth full of titty And a hand full of ass... A girl with a six pack is my kind of... And then…

SHE key - C (Am - step down A G F#) (C) Can't say I know her but I see her around (Em) Once, I (C) asked her to a movie But she turned me (Em) down... (F) (G) (E) Da da da da da da da (Am - step down A G F#) da da da (CM7) da da da…