IF ONLY You are my favorite If Only If only I'd showed up in time If Only's the name of my pony And we're always a little behind If only, if only, if only It echoes thru my lonely life If only, if only, if only I think I'd be ready…

She threw her slip down on the bed spread She threw her panties on the stack Now she must take them to the cleaners He said that he will not be back She turned and reached into the corner She took her guitar from the rack...

MAYBE YOU G capo @ 3 Em C I've been told that girls like boys G D that already have a girl Em C I wanna know Em C If it’s true that girls like boys…

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SPOONS I threw her spoons outside my window I put her shoes outside my door I don't care which way the winds blow I don't want 'em any more All I know is when the day is thru And the nights are long I still dream of you. I can search…

IF I WAS A LUTHERAN - capo @ 2 in C If I was a Lutheran I might have married Dodie Harris Learned hill-side irrigation and I'd have learned to weld And all the city fathers would have slapped me on the shoulder And all the city mothers wished…

DOG AT THE GATE I’m just a dog that stands at the gate Not knowing it’s lot. Not expecting it's fate Unable to see the truth in it's face Not accepting the fact that she's not coming back We were watching TV and she was weeping They…

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A very short song. RACIST You don't have to be a racist to be lonely. (C) 2018 Royal T Music

About "If I'd Been A Lutheran *" Dodie told me not to use her real name. C Csus C Csus C Csus C If I had been a Lutheran I might have married Csus Dodie Harris…