Half as Much As My Wife

James Michael Taylor

HALF AS MUCH AS MY WIFE - by Jeff Prince

I drink Jim Beam and water
I drink much more than I otter
Whiskey flows thru me each day of my life
But I drink half as much as my wife

She drinks more than George Jones
on a bender. She’s got three mail boxes
on her fender (Return to sender)

I pour vodka in scrambled eggs
I walk around on two hollow legs
But there ain’t nobody able to
drink me neath the table
‘cept that little darlin’ that I wed
She mixes her drinks by the pitcher
On a bad day she could
outdrink Keith Richards

Whiskey flows thru me each day of my life
But I drink half as much as my wife

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