Live drums and keyboard accordion. Our British friend gets in a couple more sentences.

One ambient guitar take, plus another computer voice so that I (and you) don't have to hear mine.

Looped ambient guitar, plus more computer voices. I really liked the tiny touches of world-weary sarcasm in the second and third iterations.

Live guitars and bass, programmed parametric drums, and more computer voices. Not referring to a single, specific WETJ - there are plenty of examples. Credit for "Buddha Bubba" goes to the late, great Bill Hicks.

Live drums, guitars, bass, and keyboard. My wife pointed out the similar chord sequence/intervals to "Save Tonight" by Eagle-Eye Cherry, but I think mine starts in Bm, and theirs starts in Am. :)

Same chords as The Classroom. More computer voiceover work. The little pause before "finished" at the end always unsettles me.

Guitar part is me trying out my new looping pedal.

Background sounds = microphone into guitar pedal board with plenty of delay.

The background sounds remind me queasily of the "Mickey Mouse Nose" (nitrous oxide, I guess?) used to anesthetize me before dental procedures as a kid.

I'm proud of this one, but it does not make me happy.

Vocal bits are excerpts from Charles Fort's description on Wikipedia or from his works (available from Project Gutenberg). While watching some horror movie late in February 2015, I suddenly had an itch to play something long and slow. Used 5-string…

Coulrophobia = fear of clowns. *shudder* Created in FL Studio.

Parametric plugin drums plus guitar and bass. Clearly remember watching the rare Alabama snow fall into the light from our front porch, right under the double windows in my office/studio. The image has nothing to do with the track or the title…

Created in FL Studio.

Parametric plugin drums, plus 5-string bass and Squier Strat copy. Might have recorded an acoustic guitar track as well, but it didn't work as well as the electric track, and the "song" sounded too busy with both.

Recorded on my 1-string cat head diddley bow, which was made by Johnny Lowebow in Memphis, TN.

Programmed drums, baritone guitar, and 6-string electric. Kinda boring, but it's only a minute and a half. :)

Mandolin, acoustic guitar, and 5-string electric bass. Obviously, my guitar strumming cannot keep up with my mandolin picking.

Built from 4 measures of sheet music appearing in the issue of Fortean Times used for inspiration. Created in FL Studio.

Acoustic guitar, bowed psaltery, and various percussion. It took longer to tune the psaltery than to stumble through 3-4 takes of the simplistic melody.