Asshat Metal Band

A song about Brent trying to come up with a band name to succeed Angie Fights Crime. The bridge is written almost exclusively from his Facebook posts.

Tim - vocals, guitars, and bass. Clarke - backing vocals and weirdness, guitars. Grant - drums. Bob - rhythm and lead guitars, backing vocals.

Trying out new names and every one is taken
You think this is easy?, Well my friend you’d be mistaken
Every combination ends with the color black
From A Drop Of Joker all the way to Ground Attack

CHORUS
Every time I have a good idea, it’s an asshat metal band
I don’t want to steal from an asshat metal band
I don’t get the appeal of an asshat metal band
I guess I’m not what you’d call an asshat metal fan

I see that Iron Fist is now Bad City Girl
And some guys in France are called Forsaken World
Even Acoustic Crime’s already been used
And I can’t call myself A Mind Confused

CHORUS

BRIDGE
I’m ready for a million dollars
I’m writing songs about you
It’s a margarita Monday
I’m a swimming machine. Boo.
Goodbye to the river, we’re waving
Move to Greece, it’s a thing we could do
No matter what I said last night
I’m pretty sure I still like you